Official Website of Author Simon Wood
Official Website of Author Simon Wood
I’m after your opinions on crowd funding/sourcing. If you’re not sure what that is, it where people donate money to someone’s project which could go towards a product, service or some other goal. It’s become very popular with writers and filmmakers, especially […]
Oh God… “If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.” ~ Jonathan Winters
As I’ve mentioned before, people read my books and assume that I’ve done the many, if not all, of the things in them. People have accused me of theft and adultery to name just two, although no one thinks I’ve killed—so it’s […]
You Americans are originals… “America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.” ~ David Letterman
I’m very happy to announce that the German language rights to my crime caper, THE FALL GUY, have been picked up for print, electronic and audio editions. It’s the story of Todd Collins. He’s failed in every job he’s ever undertaken, but […]
I’m rounding out my features on NO SHOW today, I’m sure you’ve heard enough about the book, so I thought I’d make it a fun one. I guess we think of ourselves as worldly—and why not. The world is at our fingertips. Things […]
I feel used. “Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.” ~ Betsy Salkind
I’m a little over average height–for a teenage girl. So I’ve spent most of my life being smaller than everybody else. By the time my little sister was seven, she was a good couple of inches taller than me, even though I […]
A little while ago, we’re in the doghouse. Or more accurately, we were in the cathouse. Oh, Julie tells me that a cathouse is somewhat different to a doghouse. She wants me to tell you that she’s never been in a cathouse. […]
There’s common ground with everybody. “I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.” ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor