We’ve all seen the nicotine patch, gum and that funny looking blow dart/faux cigarette contraption. They all work but they don’t all work as well as my cure for giving up the smokes. My invention is the “Nicotine Kiss.” Essentially, this is a Band-Aid has been marinated in nicotine for a week and is fitted firmly over the mouth. The effect is two-fold. The wearer still gets that great taste of nicotine while not being physically able to smoke a cigarette. The strength of your addiction dictates the strength of the adhesive on the Nicotine Kiss used. Obviously, for the diehard smoker, I’ll be using superglue on the Kiss. This time, I feel I’ve come up with a real winner. 🙂

Obviously, there are a multitude of applications for the “Kiss.” Weight loss for one. The “Slim-line Kiss” is already on the design table. In this case, the Band-Aids would have chocolate flavor.

Look out for my late night cable ads coming out this tax season!

In a couple of years, you’ll be able to tell your friends you remembered when I was a great before I went all commercial and sold out. . .