A life lesson from one of my favorite stand-up comics. “Life is a pair of skinny jeans and you’re a big fat ass.”~Tom Papa

I’ve got a lot wrong this week, so this works for me. I hope Julie understands though. “We are all of us failures–at least, the best of us are.”~J. M. Barrie

I want to live in a town like Alice’s. “Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.”~Alice Walker

This sums up my world view. “The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”~Janeane Garofalo

This one seems topical…some seventy years after it was said. ‘If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has.’~John Maynard Keynes

This has always appealed to my sensibilities. 🙂 “Life is suffering. Tee-hee, ha-ha.”~Toad the Wet Sprocket “Little Buddha.”

Time to grab life by the scruff of the neck and make something of it. “Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”~Maya Angelou

Yay, I’m a character…and it’s why I have kevlar vest!! “If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” ~Paul Newman

Next time, don’t throw out that busted crockery. “Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than a whole one” ~E. B. White

Some perfumes aren’t pretty. “Desperation is a stinky cologne.”~Police Chief Grady (from Super Troopers)