Like you’d complain with a conqueror. “Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.” ~ Jean Rostand

Like he knows… “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” ~ Prince Philip

I fought the law and the law won handsomely. “Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.” ~ Robin Hall

Stop belly aching. Most of us are very lucky. “If you think you have it tough, read history books.” ~Bill Maher

Mmm…yeah, I’ve thought the same. “We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.” ~ WH Auden

Good point…now where’s my Hepa suit. “In hotel rooms I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.” ~ Jonathan Katz

I’m just the same. “I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical.” ~ Arthur C. Clarke

You know what, you should never rest on your laurels… “You know what I did after I wrote my first book? I shut up and wrote 23 more.” —Michael Connelly

I have these! I’m set. “There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ~Benjamin Franklin

I have these! I’m set. “There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ~Benjamin Franklin