You’ve gotta have adversity to learn.“Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.”~African Proverb

Grammar is tricky sometimes.    “Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” ~George Carlin

Come on, which is it?  We do have other customers…   “Give me liberty, or give me death!” ~Patrick Henry

I think this is a rule on Match.com…maybe not.  🙂 “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them” ~John Waters

Except when there’s a tornado running off with your home.“All problems are illusions of the mind.”~Eckhart Tolle

Be aggressive I guess.“When you walk up to opportunity’s door, don’t knock… Kick it in, smile and introduce yourself.” ~Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

It’s a technology thing.“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history…with the possible exceptions of tequila.”~Mitch Ratcliffe

It’s a search and rescue thing.“The road less travelled is unlikely to have cell phone reception.”~Simon Wood

For when the obvious isn’t enough.“Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.” ~Ambrose Bierce

I’m thinking suggesting this to the White House for adoption as US foreign policy.“The enemy of my enemy is still someone worth avoiding.”~Simon Wood