Hump Day: Contaminated

My wife, Julie, said to me a little while ago, “I’ve been with you too long.” Goodie, I thought, we’re finished. I can go girlfriend shopping at the weekend. I wonder if Eva Mendes is still single. But seeing as Julie was […]

Hump Day: Garbage Disposal Units

Garbage disposals give me the willies. Something that lethal shouldn’t be in the home. It’s like keeping a chainsaw in a baby’s crib. You just know there’s going to be tears. Maybe it’s a product of my English upbringing, as they don’t […]

Hump Day: Engagement Ring

Engagement rings confuse me. Well, I know what an engagement ring is. What I don’t get is the guideline on how much I’m supposed to spend on an engagement ring. In the UK, the guideline is that an engagement ring should be […]