Okay, Julie and me will have been married 14years tomorrow, so here’s a few thoughts on marriage.
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
~Mae West
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
~Red Skelton
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