Watch your front people!! 🙂 “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde
This man knew his stuff… “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain
I think we all get this feeling. “Deja poo: The feeling you get that you’ve heard this crap before.” ~Anon Credit goes to Paul Bishop who I stole this from.
The world summed up in eleven words. “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” ―Oscar Wilde
We should all be this straightforward. “Be obscure clearly.” ~E. B. White
With my latest book deal, people have been saying I’m on my way to fame and fortune. I’m not so sure and here’s why: “Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”~Billy Connolly
I get asked by a lot of people if I’ll ever leave the US. Well, I hope they are just asking and not hinting. Actually, I’m not sure whether I’ll leave the US, I never plan that far ahead, but that said, […]
I reached a landmark the other week. I filled the bookcase in my office. Not hard to do I hear you say and that’s true, but it’s filled with books I’ve written and magazines that feature articles and stories by me. It’s […]
It’s my birthday tomorrow so this is a reminder on how to live my life. “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” ~Abraham Lincoln
Grr, patents make me angry. Well, not patents themselves, but how patents are portrayed in advertising. A lot of ads try to present patents as some form of government approval. Just because a product has a dozen patents doesn’t make it good. […]