Official Website of Author Simon Wood
Official Website of Author Simon Wood
A few years ago, I wrote about a company, the horribly named Genetic Savings and Clone, which cloned dead cats for their owners. They were recently forced to closed down, partly because there weren’t many customers and partly from pressure from animal […]
Things are getting quite exciting in Simonville. Last week, the blog was dark last week because I was in deadline hell trying to finish all the rewrites for all the books for Thomas & Mercer contract. I’ve never had to work on […]
I knew there was a reason why I liked this guy. “Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to be an oyster.”~Teddy Roosevelt
Have you ever noticed how jury selection is pitched to the proletariat the same way timeshares are sold? “Hey Bob, you’ve just won the county lottery and you may have won the chance to be on a jury. To claim your prize, […]
Watch your front people!! 🙂 “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde
This man knew his stuff… “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain
I think we all get this feeling. “Deja poo: The feeling you get that you’ve heard this crap before.” ~Anon Credit goes to Paul Bishop who I stole this from.
The world summed up in eleven words. “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” ―Oscar Wilde
We should all be this straightforward. “Be obscure clearly.” ~E. B. White
With my latest book deal, people have been saying I’m on my way to fame and fortune. I’m not so sure and here’s why: “Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”~Billy Connolly