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HUMP DAY: The Big Five

A little while ago, CrimeSpree Magazineasked what five books, movies or songs changed my life.  Well, here they are: THE DAY OF TRIFFIDS(1962) turned me into a horror movie fan at the tender age of 6 years old. I hid behind my […]

HUMP DAY: Picking Sides

  I’m in my sixteenth year of living in the US—which is a third of my life.  That’s a scary thought.  Naturally, that length of time in any place is going to have an effect on a person, especially when it comes […]

HUMP DAY: Butties!!!

I know you will think less of me when I share this idea with you and that’s okay.  All I have to say to you is… …BUTTIES!! Chip butties to be exact.  I’m sure there are quite a few of my English […]

HUMP DAY: Bacon, The Real Thing

Americans love to pick on English food and while I acknowledge there are some crimes against culinary humanity in my homeland, America, you’re no innocent in that regard either. However, I’m not here to stick it in and break it off about […]