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HUMP DAY: Orzo Pasta

I can’t handle orzo pasta. Like the Eskimos and the concept of snow, Italians have 300 hundreds different words for pasta. For those of you who don’t know which is orzo, it looks like a giant grain of rice.   And that’s […]

SHELF LIFE: Bouchercon 2014

I’m the toastmaster for Bouchercon 2014 in sunny Long Beach, California.  Bouchercon is the world mystery convention and it’s kind of an Olympics for the crime fiction community.  There’s no award for the 100 meters sprint, although if you’re a criminal, a […]

HUMP DAY: Accented

For my birthday, I saw a stage production of SLEUTH.  A few minutes into it, someone complained, “I don’t understand what they’re saying.”  Well, that person was in for a long night.   As George Bernard Shaw said, ‘England and America are […]

News, Reviews & Interviews

I’ve had a little glut of interviews of late, so here they are for your reading and listening pleasure: Authors On The Air radio interview (60minutes)Technology FM radio interview about the book industry (30minutes)My “60 Seconds With…” interview with Reviewing The EvidenceIndieAuthorLand’s […]

SHELF LIFE: Pack Of Strays

It’s my birthday so I’m taking a day off and handing SHELF LIFE over to my short story nemesis, Dana Cameron.  She’s got a new book out tomorrow so here’s a little bit about it.  Take it away, Dana. **warning:  Contains spoilers […]