simon wood

SHELF LIFE: Contamination

My wife, Julie, said to me a little while ago, “I’ve been with you too long.” Goodie, I thought, we’re finished. I can go girlfriend shopping at the weekend. I wonder if that Kate Upton is seeing anyone. But seeing as Julie […]

SHELF LIFE: Book Jitters

I have the jitters.  Book jitters to be exact.  I always get them with an impending release.  The One That Got Away  is done.  My editors and I have whittled away at it over several months and it’s as good as it’s going […]