This applies to the dolts that are running too. “Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.” – Jack Handey
For my Royston. “Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” ~Anatole France “My little dog–heartbeat at my feet.” ~Edith Wharton
Love me, love my dog…and my dog better love you for the reasons below.
You can’t argue with the truth. “Home is where the house is.” – Jack Handey
This is science, people! “Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ~Anonymous
Winning at all costs. “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” ~Harry S. Truman
This is the way I treat my critics. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey