Something we can all take into 2015. “Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man.” ~Benjamin Franklin
Oh, naughty Santa… “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ~George Carlin
Don’t make me go get my gun.“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.”—Al Capone
If you want your wings then… ”Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.”—G.K. Chesterton
Gotta love the bright side of things.“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” ~Irv Kupcinet
Because it’s my wedding anniversary next week. “‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?” ~George Carlin
Your spooky thought for Halloween. “The world’s an inn, and death the journey’s end.”-John Dryden
That explains all those people with flatulence problems.“He that lives on hope, dies farting.”~Ben Franklin
Depends on your dental coverage…“You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”~Walt Disney
The book–the only eco friendly mode of transport.“A book is a dream that you hold in your hand.” ~Neil Gaiman