Love me, love my dog…and my dog better love you for the reasons below.  

You can’t argue with the truth. “Home is where the house is.” – Jack Handey  

This is science, people! “Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ~Anonymous  

Winning at all costs. “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” ~Harry S. Truman  

This is the way I treat my critics. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

And this is the truth. “Humor is reason gone mad.” ~Groucho Marx

I need better enemies… “Money can’t buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.” –Spike Milligan

It’s good to be the King… “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ~Stephen King

I’m with Groucho. “I intend to live forever, or die trying.” ~Groucho Marx

We can change the world…one person at a time. “If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” ~Napoleon Hill