This one is for Harold Camping who said the end of the world was going to happen last Friday. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.’~Charles M. Schulz

I can’t find who said this, but I do like it. 🙂 “Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.”

I have to turn in my current manuscript over the weekend, so this one strikes a chord. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”~Douglas Adams

Here’s my noir lyrics of the week. A dare anyone not to smile when they listen to this song. 🙂 “If you came to make trouble. Make me a double honey.”~Over The Rhine

Why is Mark Twain so awesome? This is why. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” ~Mark Twain

Warning: Irony alert!!! “If you say something clever, your name will live on forever.” ~Unknown

If you’re not laughing at this, then you’re… “If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.” ~Clarence Thomas

This made me laugh out loud. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”~Stephen Hawking

With DID NOT FINISH hitting bookstores yesterday, it’s time to be damned again. “Publish and be damned!”~Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington

Something to ponder the next time you’re at a restaurant. “Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.”~Ernestine Ulmer