Watch your front people!! 🙂 “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde

This man knew his stuff… “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain

I think we all get this feeling. “Deja poo: The feeling you get that you’ve heard this crap before.” ~Anon Credit goes to Paul Bishop who I stole this from.

The world summed up in eleven words. “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” ―Oscar Wilde

We should all be this straightforward. “Be obscure clearly.” ~E. B. White

With my latest book deal, people have been saying I’m on my way to fame and fortune. I’m not so sure and here’s why: “Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”~Billy Connolly

It’s my birthday tomorrow so this is a reminder on how to live my life. “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” ~Abraham Lincoln

It’s good to understand how distractions work. “Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.”~Author Unknown

Winners might take it all, but not every time. “Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.”~Amarillo Slim

It’s good to bear this mind when reading the newspapers. “In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.”~Paul Harvey