Sometimes, you have to make it happen.“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door”~Milton Berle

This week’s A LITTLE SOMETHING is in honor of Washington politicians who’ve put party dogma before the people they represent. “I’m a political agnostic. I believe in a powerful, effective and benevolent government entity, but I’ve yet to see it.” ~ Simon […]

For me, it’s the weirdest people, but I understand the sentiment.“I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”~Bill Bryson

An acceptable trade.  “If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.” ~ Johnny Carson

Oh God… “If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.” ~ Jonathan Winters

You Americans are originals… “America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.” ~ David Letterman

I feel used. “Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.” ~ Betsy Salkind

There’s common ground with everybody. “I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.” ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Faith is something we afford to the very few. “In God we trust. In all others, I’m afraid we’re going to have to see ID.”~Simon Wood

Yeah, where’s the problem? “The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.” ~ Jean Kerr