Watch your front people!! 🙂 “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde
Yes, I’m talking to you. Your personal cleanliness and freshness is appalling. Isn’t it time you washed your hair, brushed your teeth, used some deodorant and did something about those stinky feet? Now, I’m not being harsh. I’m just being educational. I […]
This man knew his stuff… “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain
I think we all get this feeling. “Deja poo: The feeling you get that you’ve heard this crap before.” ~Anon Credit goes to Paul Bishop who I stole this from.
I suppose every country has a food associated with it that defines its national identity. For the English, it’s fish & chips. For the Canadians, it’s bacon. But surprisingly, for the Americans, it’s not what you would think. No one may be […]
I’m terrible coming up with the names for the supporting cast in my books, so I tend to use the names of friends and family. For the current book I’m working on, a couple of friends asked if I could incorporate the […]
The world summed up in eleven words. “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” ―Oscar Wilde
There’s a lot of gloom and doom floating around these days when it comes to the future of the printed word. People are reading less and less. Publishers are consolidating both in numbers and in authors. Technology is changing the way books […]
We should all be this straightforward. “Be obscure clearly.” ~E. B. White
With my latest book deal, people have been saying I’m on my way to fame and fortune. I’m not so sure and here’s why: “Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.”~Billy Connolly