A revised version of ASKING FOR TROUBLE will be coming out at the end of the year. Working with the editors on it, a comment came back that a couple of the stories in the collection were too dark and they wanted […]
I have a big ride coming up this weekend, the biggest since my crash last year, so this seems apt. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” ~ Albert Einstein
A few years ago, I wrote about a company, the horribly named Genetic Savings and Clone, which cloned dead cats for their owners. They were recently forced to closed down, partly because there weren’t many customers and partly from pressure from animal […]
Things are getting quite exciting in Simonville. Last week, the blog was dark last week because I was in deadline hell trying to finish all the rewrites for all the books for Thomas & Mercer contract. I’ve never had to work on […]
I knew there was a reason why I liked this guy. “Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to be an oyster.”~Teddy Roosevelt
Have you ever noticed how jury selection is pitched to the proletariat the same way timeshares are sold? “Hey Bob, you’ve just won the county lottery and you may have won the chance to be on a jury. To claim your prize, […]
Watch your front people!! 🙂 “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde
Yes, I’m talking to you. Your personal cleanliness and freshness is appalling. Isn’t it time you washed your hair, brushed your teeth, used some deodorant and did something about those stinky feet? Now, I’m not being harsh. I’m just being educational. I […]
This man knew his stuff… “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ― Mark Twain
I think we all get this feeling. “Deja poo: The feeling you get that you’ve heard this crap before.” ~Anon Credit goes to Paul Bishop who I stole this from.